This is a random blog where I post stuff I wrote and people can ask me to write stuff to dedicate to them. (I also reblog things that inspire me. :D) Call me Mitchie, thanks for stopping by!
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princess-babycakes:

hifivesforall:

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms

Nice drunk girls in bathrooms are the best.

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  • Gryffindor:

    Tower! The highest fucking tower, fuck yeah! TOWER!

  • Hufflepuff:

    But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...

  • Gryffindor:

    TOWER!

  • Hufflepuff:

    Oh, for the love of...

  • Slytherin:

    I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!

  • Hufflepuff:

    But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...

  • Slytherin:

    Super. Secret. Lair.

  • Hufflepuff:

    Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?

  • Ravenclaw:

    Tower.

  • Hufflepuff:

    But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...

  • Ravenclaw:

    Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.

  • Hufflepuff:

    Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?

  • Gryffindor:

    GOING DOWN ROWENA!

  • Slytherin:

    Underground is better.

  • Hufflepuff:

    For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.

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raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

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n0ot-no0t:

tamakis-butt:

I think it’s so sad when students stop caring at the end of the year. Like ” I don’t give a Fuck if I fail, I just want school to be over” but you can tell they care. They do. BUT the pressure, expectations and the stress that they have been experiencing early in the semester has totally killed their motivation. We spend 9 months studying for a test that we lose motivation for anyways.”

THANK YOU

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I’d like to dedicate this award to every “bad” bisexual who ever existed out there.

Every bi person who ever fit a stereotype. Every bi person who’s been shamed, doubted or ridiculed for not being “bi enough” or for being “too bisexual”. Every bisexual woman who’s ever survived sexual violence. Every bi person who’s considered suicide. Every bisexual person of color, every disabled bi person, every asexual bi person. Every bi person who’s ever experienced multiple intersections of marginalization and oppression.

You are magnificent. This book is for you. By Shiri Eisner from her Acceptance Speech upon winning the 2014 Best Bi Author of the Year at the Bisexual Book Awards for her best-selling LGBT Book + Feminist Bi: Notes for a Bisexual Revolution (via bisexual-community)